An actual conversation between me and my wife
Me: *gets out of the shower and gets dressed*
Wife: *jumps in the doorway wearing all black clothes* Boo! I’m a ninja! Did I scare you?
Me: I didn’t even see you coming! *we laugh together a bit*
Wife: *walks away… 5 seconds later I hear a BANG from the other room* Owwww!
Me: I don’t think a ninja—.
Wife: I’m still a ninja!!
